Humamajilla

Something that is very frustrating and stupid. The opposite of something that is shiznatical. Humamajilla is a proper noun and is always capitalized.

Liberals are friggin Humamajillas!

by Cucamunga September 8, 2008

Humam

Humam is a species of rat that likes living in bushes and dark corners. It's a product of incest. When a humama and a Hupapa meet and smach, a humam will pop out of the humama in 9 months. The humams use ståndbyxor to try to impress and trick females into thinking that his micropenis is bigger then it is. Avrage size is about 3cm and 1,5 in thickness. Some males may even have a penis pointing inwards, called inverted penis. The humams diet consists of humus and goat milk. It's natural enemies are Victorosauros and Gaithorexus. The humam only lives for about 20 years because of it's deasises and natural enemies. The speices is almost completly wipped out cause of their bad attributes and lack of adaptebility. The only living one is located in Sweden.

"Man you are looking like a rat"
"Still better then looking like a humam"

"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"

by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022

humma kavula

A character from hitch hikers guide to the galaxy and is probley the funniest thing you hear from Zafrod mouth in the movie.

"HUMMA KAVULA!!!" Zafrod

by 010010111001 December 10, 2005

X-HUMANATION

it means "Christ-humanation"
it's the willing of a divinition to be a human

x-humanation of God in Christ

by ludiluc December 31, 2003

humma dats

Chechen for "no problem", like Swahili "hakuna matata". Pronounced "HOOM-ah DAHTS", the "h" being pronounced with a slight rasp from far back in the throat, the "OO" short as in "book".

Ermaloin mott? Humma dats! Translation: The Armenian language? No problem (for me to learn it)!

by pentozali February 26, 2009

Humpamaniac

A male dog that likes to hump anything that it comes near. The humping usually occurs with other dogs, male or female, but can take place with pretty much anything, such as tree stumps, rocks, or the occasional leg.

Every time I look out the window my dog is humping something. He is such a humpamaniac!

by holymolyhorsie October 11, 2011

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003