A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.
Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!
- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.
- They are now in dog position...
- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!
- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.
- They are now in dog position...
- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
by SexMaister April 30, 2019
Get the strap hulamug. another way to say it's gonna be a quiet evening, you're going home (or to a friend's place) to relax, eat tastey good food and bing-watch movies/videos/shows online.
I'm so exhausted, I can't wait to go home and Hula & Veg tonight!!
We're pals who like to Hula & Veg on Friday nights, where Hula & Veg is the non-sexual (old-school) version of netflix and chill
We're pals who like to Hula & Veg on Friday nights, where Hula & Veg is the non-sexual (old-school) version of netflix and chill
by VeeSolaire October 19, 2016
Get the Hula & Vegmug. Hula is very kind and caring. My biggest issue with hulas is the number of times they say Sees and Hears. Other than that they are very nice and fun to be around :)
by Netflix party December 23, 2020
Get the Hulamug. A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020
Get the Oklahoma hula hoopmug. A hula hoop must be a registered large hoop spun around the body by gyrating the hips, for play or exercise. One must report their hula hoop to the nearest home affairs. One must not receive any nuts if their hula hoop is not registered.
by Dwinxstar December 15, 2021
Get the Hula hoopmug. When a man attaches three dildos to his body in pattern with his natural genitalia, stands in the middle of four women then proceeds to stand in the middle and sway in a hula hoop motion to proceed in having sexual intercourse with 4 women.
by RatzTrapz November 1, 2018
Get the Hula Hoesmug. by madddddkkattzz March 9, 2010
Get the Two finger hulamug.