Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

huffing on my piece

1. to sexually aggress upon; literally -to breathe heavily on one's penis

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: riding my jock

a. "bro, you should try to hit that. she's been huffing on your piece all night."

b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."

by kagus christ March 3, 2005

huffin muffin

A muff that is soo nice you just want to get down there and take a deep breath and enjoy the scenery

Bro, she got a huffin muffin.

For real?

Yeah man, that shits like a meadow. I could stay down there all day!!!

by K.S. Pickles June 8, 2015

Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012

huffing

Inhaling a solvent or aerosol spray for the purposes of getting high. Very prevalent with those of the native persuasion, mainly because you can huff gas which they don't have to pay taxes on. It's also believed by some that because gas comes from "mother earth" it is far more spiritual an experience then simply drinking white mans alcohol

Attendant: How come your filling that shopping bag with gas, did you forget your jerry can?
Joe Bearbreath: No, I'm going to huff it and get high then probably fall down a valley, o well the white mans health care will fix me up. YAY FOR HUFFING!

by Harry the Huffer September 23, 2009

Jerk-Huffing

This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.

Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!

by Tyler & Lou October 16, 2008

Huffing American glue

If you believe Bolton over Trump, or you think a Democrat is more honest and caring than a Republican, you've been huffing American glue too long.

As long as you're gonna keep huffing American glue, you might as well start huffing real glue, its gonna do the same thing to you.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020