Housed

An action that results when someone is beyond getting owned. Most commonly occurs in online games and real-life in sports. Only surpassed by "Trailer-Parked".

In Halo 3:
"Housed!" - Eli
"It's not my fault the score is 20-1!" - Mike

IRL:
*insert sport here you scored point in, eventually resulting in a shutout or near shutout*
"Housed!"

by Smerecki March 6, 2008

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003

Houseday

appropriate name for Tuesdays or any other day of the week on which new episodes of the greatest show, House, air on TV.

Jim: Why are you so happy?
Emily: It's Houseday.
Jim: OH YEAH! I almost forgot. I hope House gets rid of Cutthroat Bitch.

by emmybelle December 27, 2007

huredog

Slang for Whore-Dog

Originates in Dublin, Ireland by IT contractors during normal banter at work.

'Av some of that you huredog!

Your mother is a huredog!

by Charlie "Buge" October 2, 2007

Housedyke

The lesbian who does everything. A housewife and handy husband combined. Complete at-home sufficiency in a single package.

The dog needs to go for a walk. I also need an oil change. Oh housedyke? Be a dear would you?

by E. J. Fray December 31, 2010

Housed

Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit

"I just got housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."

by Codey Neal October 11, 2019

housed

sustained bodily injury punked yoked

Hey M.L., Did you see that fight last night? That bitch got housed.

by BMONEYLUV January 20, 2005