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Hoemance

A relationship between two straight females that may lead others to believe they are a couple. Usually involves kissing when alcohol is present.
"Whoa, get a few drinks in them and Bri and Megan are all over each other."

"Yeah, that's because they have a Hoemance. It's unlike any other"
by janexbang February 25, 2009
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Homancing

Homancing: (verb) the act of romancing a known promiscuous individual into sexual relations under the guise of a traditional romantic relationship.
Guy 1: Are you really dating her? She's such a slut!
Guy 2: Nah. I'm just homancing her for a bit.

I'm not really interested in dating her so much as I am in homancing her for a while.

Mom: Use'em for sex girls. Use'em for sex. Homance'em and leave.
by Jajen2003 September 21, 2010
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Erik: I need to check my hotmail
Gustave: Erik babey u should get hotmale - it's much homosexier!
by brendan May 15, 2004
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pull a hitman

in the popular game "left 4 dead", if one of the members of your team gets boomed on and the other three get secured (hunted or smoked) and the boomed guy cannot clear them and they die, this is known as "pulling a hitman"
he cant save them, hes going to pull a hitman!
by little ten ten February 4, 2010
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Homantic

When two people of the same sex do something romantic.
Bob got Mike a dozen roses for Valentine's Day. It was very homantic.
by drwillie January 28, 2007
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Hotpants McGee

The act of crapping in your significant other's pants after sex. Usually followed with the exclamation, "Oh No! Hotpants McGee is here!"
After sex, Jin yelled to Sun, "Oh, No! Hotpants McGee is here!" Sun agreed and was not happy.
by Snagger March 6, 2008
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Holmaning

When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.
by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013
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