hot dutch lunch

To defecate in someone's mouth and subsequently have them ingest the faecal matter.

I came home from school early and my mother made me a Hot Dutch Lunch.

by Pisshole August 24, 2006

Hot Sack-Lunch

When one defecates in a brown paper lunch sack, closes it, sets it upon a porch or stoop and sets it ablaze! Then the lighter Rings the bell or knocks upon the door and runs to a safe bush or shrubbery within viewing distance. The lightee is supposed to be frightened into stomping the sack out ending up with hot smelly poo all over their shoes. Numnumnumnmnum!

Also known as "Brown Bagging It"

Dude, I just left Mr. Robinson a Hot Sack-Lunch!!!!!
He Brown Bagged Him?SWEET!!

by ZD-Unit December 9, 2008

hot-bagged lunch

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.

leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.

by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008

hot lunchbowl

Vomiting in a girls vagina while performing oral sex on her.

"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"

"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."

by vag lick January 11, 2014

hot lunchin'

To be swooned/fall for a girl or guy during your initial meeting

Aaron is always hot lunchin'. He'll meet a chick once and be obsessed with her.

by CaptainRBag July 12, 2011

hot lunchbox

Where cling film is placed in the mouth of a man/woman, while a man takes a steaming shit into their mouths, then receives oral sex in his own shit. Yum

Phwooar that smells like shit, it is shit, oh good.

by Ethan Muse May 10, 2005

Hot Launch

While a person is sleeping, put plastic wrap over their open mouth and defecate into their mouth.

At the party many hot launches were unloaded into the unsuspecting party goers.

by miss real October 30, 2008