release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

by Mango January 2, 2003

A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008

Hostage hatch

Asshole

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"

by Rent payer December 1, 2022

Covid Hostage

When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.

How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?

by MathPlus February 9, 2022

canadian hostage

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave

person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half

by jankfart December 13, 2014

hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010