Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.

Ew - She's got Harry Potter hooters!

by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010

Hooters

Owls

by Wjio August 5, 2003

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

by bobandbill July 12, 2011

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

by Rimbor April 20, 2005

hored

horny and bored

man im really hored right now.

by gavinpussyslayer May 1, 2018

Hooterhea

The horrible, flaming, diarrhea that one achieves by eating the horrible wing sauce at Hooters "Family" Restaraunts. Usually persists for days on end.

I went to Hooters last night and ate 99 Hot wings, now I'm pissing out my ass with a horrible case of Hooterhea

by Fucky Mcgee December 31, 2009

Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010