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walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.
A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.
by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014
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fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.
I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!
by solcanis March 4, 2009
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Hormonal hatred (HH)

Hormonal hatred describes the hatred that adolescents going through puberty experience due to the high influxes of hormonal changes and development. “HH” is the shorthand of referring to this term:
My 13-year-old son expressed hormonal hatred (hh) towards dinner because it wasn’t what he wanted.

My sixteen-year-old year daughter experienced hormonal hatred (hh) during her period which was also exacerbated by the fact that she’s going through puberty.
by LingDanc803 December 21, 2022
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Overactive Hormone Syndrome

When someone has a tendency of freaking out over nothing
"Dude, look at Jenny. She totally has overactive hormone syndrome!"

"I know! Man, she acts like that everyday!
by black_rose18 October 18, 2010
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Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.
by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022
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Hormonal Backfire

The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.
Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire
by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017
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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
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