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two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.
I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.
by Winesamurai May 27, 2016
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Spaghetti Hoops Eater

The type of person that would eat spaghetti hoops clearly has mental problems and is seen as gay in society. Any man/women that chooses Spaghetti Hoops over Beans should be killed at once
Person A : Look That Man Is A Spaghetti Hoops Eater
Person B : Yes He Escaped From The Gay Mental Hospital Yesterday
by Truefactzzz December 9, 2019
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hulu hoops

The amount of bullshit you have to go through in order to watch shows on hulu.
Damn it another commercial its like they've got me going through fucking hulu hoops
by Stuff and Things August 26, 2015
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Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.
Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.
by sm3992 October 19, 2010
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g-slide hoops

what obi thinks my earings are
sarah: "hey obi, what does g-slide hoops mean?"
obi: "i'm not tellin you, bitch"
by Tall Sarah October 24, 2008
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Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21
I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html
by I love milk January 14, 2009
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holy hoops

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014
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