Hoopadarius

Best friend. Pronounced: hoop-ahh-dairy-ess. Plural: hoopadariuses.

Elle is my hoopadarius; I love her.

by Andrew31825 August 27, 2009

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee

there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2013

hoopelhead

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.

E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.

by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005

hooded dragon

My chinese friends commonly referred to my uncircumcised penis as the "hooded dragon".

"dude I bet she wants to meet the hooded dragon"

by Sir Prepuce April 20, 2004

Homoped

A term for a moped driven by a homosexual male (or female).

"Check out the homoped parked next to the Pinkberry."

by penguin09 October 27, 2009

Hooked

When a person (the 'Hooker') starts stringing along someone who they know is romantically interested in them, turning them down while still leaving a small possibility of a relationship (with excuses such as "It's a bad time at the moment"). In reality however the Hooker is really waiting for someone more desirable to become available (with the person on the receiving end being the 'Hookee'). The Hooker may also use the Hookee to enjoy some of the benefits of a relationship (such as paying for nights out).

Dave: So, did you ask Jen out?

Marty: Yes, she said she really likes me but isn't looking to date 'at the moment'.

Dave: Aw man, she's got you hooked!

by WatcherMark September 21, 2012