Hoon

Another way to refer to cigarettes

Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”

by Crankinhoons April 21, 2018

hooktard

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

by bobber222 August 29, 2012

Get Hooned

Verb

To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.

Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.

Let's get hooned

I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.

We're off to the Hoon Saloon

by geoffreythegigolo March 15, 2009

hoona

it means someone hot

he's a big chunk of hoona!!!

by Miah P. March 31, 2007

Hoon it

To put ones foot down whilst driving a fast vehicle

Hoon the Dodge Viper or Porsche 911 Turbo

by Englishman on a mission August 22, 2002

Hoonyard

An ill-bred, uncultured person.

“He looks like a real hoonyard in that cutoff tank top.”

by BlueBouser September 8, 2009

hoonsi

A one of a kind white, cute fluffy dog. Tends to hump a lot and will bite you if feels threatened. Also contains a power called the zoomies which makes them very fast and avoid any contact.

Hoonsi, I love you.

by Youngsavage4 February 8, 2018