hoon

to hoon is to consume unholy amounts of alcohol.
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)
by fraserthehooner September 19, 2013
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an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job
1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!

2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!

3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?
by didge September 24, 2006
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Guy 1: yo, lemme get checks of that hoon guy

Guy 2: no way, ive already given you like 5 butts tonight
by E-mil 2011 August 06, 2010
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To give something a good whack, Or Pounding.
For exmaple "Dan i give this urban Cougar (look it up) a good Hoon last night she was awesome in Bed"
by Andy Dalton May 07, 2007
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Another word for ultimate or Ultimacy.
Hoon is possibly the greatest Asian in the world.
"Wow. That dude is the Hoon guitar player."
by Stu Bawden March 16, 2005
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The act of hooning consists of rubbing one's chin in an inquisitive matter when placed in a nchtr situation
"Did you see Chaebae hooning earlier today?" "Nah I missed it because I was trying to please the cat judge"
by B4S3D G4WD May 10, 2016
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a durogatory term meaning a hair that grows out of the tip of a penis
1. Jason just plucked a long black hoon out of his weiner.

2. Chris got drunk and wrecked his new car. What a hoon!
by meela June 20, 2005
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