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hoon

A very attractive person, derived from the process of pointing and going, "Hot Or Not?". This has been shortened to the question, "Hoon?" through which the noun "Hoon" has arrived as simply denoting a right fittie.
Girl 1: What about him?
Girl 2: OMG, total hoon!
by loony_daydreams August 20, 2008
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hoon

An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!
by Hoon Hitter October 10, 2007
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hoon

a person who lives off the proceeds of prostitution.
by --Bec-- January 17, 2005
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hoon

to hoon is to consume unholy amounts of alcohol.
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)
by fraserthehooner September 19, 2013
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hoon

an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job
1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!

2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!

3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?
by didge September 26, 2006
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Hoon

To give something a good whack, Or Pounding.
For exmaple "Dan i give this urban Cougar (look it up) a good Hoon last night she was awesome in Bed"
by Andy Dalton May 22, 2007
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hooning

The act of hooning consists of rubbing one's chin in an inquisitive matter when placed in a nchtr situation
"Did you see Chaebae hooning earlier today?" "Nah I missed it because I was trying to please the cat judge"
by B4S3D G4WD May 12, 2016
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