hobisgreenmic

Jin and Sana obsessed Kpop fan account and gets airpods stuck all the time

“Hobisgreenmic has got their airpods stuck again!”

by Bangchan April 14, 2022

Wobble Hobbit

A nickname for short stumpy people who tend to wobble when they walk.

"Ms. Ellsworth is such a Wobble Hobbit.....She probably weighs 300 pounds."

by SoccerKid2013 May 19, 2010

black hobbit

When someone pulls fuzz out of their belly button

Wow did you see the black hobbit come from uncle cranchus belly button last night I heard he doesn't wash it

by Cranchus mcbasketball the 2nd February 27, 2017

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008

drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.

"Look at you, you drunken hobbit"

by P fresh November 21, 2005

hobilly

Your local trailer park ho. Derived from whore and hillbilly. Commonly seen on Jerry Springer.

person a: Look at that thing on tv. Someone should tell her to put some clothes on and tuck the gut.
Person B: GOSH , what a hobilly.

by sasquatch April 3, 2005