Hong Kong Speed
Hong Kong Speed by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010
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Hong Kong surprise
When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
Hong Kong surprise by twigsandberries October 24, 2011
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Hong Kong Gooey
The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.
"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."
Hong Kong Gooey by SbooduhF June 19, 2012
Hong Kong Noodle Bowl
Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.
Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.
Hong Kong Noodle Bowl by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013
hong kong finish
A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.
I know these things because I’m old.
I know these things because I’m old.
hong kong finish by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014
hong kong express
Chad and I went on the Hong Kong express last night when we were traveling through the Red light district in Bangkok.
hong kong express by Yolipolioli May 2, 2018
Hong Kong Feet-man
A person that has extremely smelly ass feet, similar to the smell of downtown Hong Kong. (a smell of rotten onions, urine, and poo)
Hong Kong Feet-man by Dicktionaries March 1, 2018