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Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
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homorexual

A Tyranasaurus Rex who is sexually attracted to other Tyranasaurus Rexs of the same sex
Man, Jim, you're such a homorexual because you're always having gay sex with other Tyranasaurus Rexs!"
by Matthew Robert Rich October 15, 2006
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homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s
by David February 2, 2005
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homosexuality

Used to describe sexual or romantic feelings between two people of the same gender.
People often refer to the Bible or God to backup their points about homosexuality. They say that "It's in the bible that it's a sin, so it's bad."

How can they use this to backup their points? First, not everyone believes in that shit. Second, most people that preach it are sinful in other ways. So, according to the Bible, they are just as hell-bound as homosexuals are.
by Shauser5005 July 25, 2004
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borderline homosexual

Action that looks slightly homosexual in nature.

May also mean someone who acts somewhat homosexual without actually being gay.
That hug Jamal gave me looked borderline homosexual!

Fred is definitely borderline homosexual, I mean did you see him slap George?
by Dartwind September 27, 2014
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blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.
Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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homosexualimony

Bob and Fred got divorced and Bob had to pay Fred homosexualimony
by norman plumb November 27, 2011
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