Have you given the students homework yet?
No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020
The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses
1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now
1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now
1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.
2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?
Yes, dearie.
3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.
4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.
5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...
6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?
Yes, dearie.
3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.
4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.
5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...
6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018
is giving me aids
If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
by theOGdictionary March 12, 2019
teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming
by lady a la gaga May 04, 2021
a form of torture invented by mad teachers, its ment to be a living hell for any person(except for nerds.) It kills the fun out of life like when your wanting to snog your girlfriend later on, then here comes the block HOMEWORK!you want to see a new awesome movie you bought the tickets only useful for today and later on FRIGGIN HOMEORK!!
me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!
by cal198 June 14, 2010
by Megatron prime March 05, 2019
Person 1: What is this Sh*t
Person 2: Homework
Person 3: We don't need it, we do all of it at school
Person 2: Homework
Person 3: We don't need it, we do all of it at school
by Hogsbreath101 July 29, 2019