Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
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Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.
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1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now
1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.
2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?
Yes, dearie.
3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.
4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.
5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...
6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?
Yes, dearie.
3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.
4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.
5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...
6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
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me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!
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