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Hole Punch 

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
Hole Punch by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

hole pic 

A hole pic is a selfie of your asshole. Frequently used on gay and bisexual hook-up sites.
OH MY GOD! Selfies and dick pics are so yesterday. Who does those anymore?

Come on Brenda, get on your knees and help me take a hole pic.
hole pic by MobyR September 18, 2014

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.
Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.
Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
To go MIA, hibernate or go into hiding, sometimes with a loved one. The person often doesn't respond to texts or calls during this time. They might be depressed, need a break from the world, or are just busy having tons of sex with thier significant other.
Suz: What are you doing this weekend?
RC: My boyfriend and I are going to hole up and shut out the world until Monday.
hole up by wildcatavm March 30, 2008

Hole Mate 

The name given to a "friend with benefits" or "fuck buddy" by some members of the gay community.
"Oh, are you going out with Jason now?"
"Hahaha, no. He's just my hole mate"
Hole Mate by Demmi February 1, 2008

hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
hole-in-two by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008