hoister

Short for hooter hoister or a bra.

1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.

by Don Garb July 31, 2005

hoises

Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.

The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

by Bravestarr September 8, 2008

Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.

Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.

by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014

Heisman Finish

After having sex and the girl wants to cuddle you mush her

I love Jessica but last night I hit her with the Heisman Finish.

by Thram June 20, 2016

hoimaster

Another way to say hoi

Hoimaster ya derp

by Hoimaster December 27, 2017

hosman

The most arrogant fantasy football manager ever. He lacks humility and his unofficial title is Mr. Hubris. You love to hate him.

The hosman is in the championship again. Fuck that guy I hope he loses to the Bone Cruise Express

by Break You December 21, 2018

heisman

A women's rejection to sexual advances by a man or another woman

dude, I was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her.........

by stitch April 7, 2004