hulk my hogan

The act of aggressively giving a male a handjob, often to the point of discomfort.

Martha told me that she'd be down to hulk my hogan when my parents go on vacation.

by Boogie Bash April 26, 2011

Niall Horan

Niall Horan is a part of the talented boy band called 'One Direction' on Itv show The X Factor. He appeared firstly as a solo artist, But soon after he, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Liam Tomlinson and Zayn Malik were put into a group.

They appeared on the show in 2010 and have proved very popular with the audience.

Niall is a blonde, Irish, extremely good looking singer. He has a very good voice and is the perfect contribute to the group. Niall Horan is hot, and has the cute Irish charm every body loves.

It is debatable to decide which member is the hottest, But it is definitely Niall. No matter what people say, they can not call Niall Horan ugly. He definitely isn't!

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Have you seen One Direction this week on The X Factor?!

Girl 2: I KNOW! Niall Horan is absolutely beautiful! I can't believe how hot he is!

Girl 1: ARE YOU JOKING!? Harry Styles is the best!

Girl 3: Uh, NAH! Liam Payne is!

Girl 1 and 2: No!

by iloveyounomnomnom November 26, 2010

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Gene Bollea. Some of his nicknames include The Super Destoyer, Terry Boulder, Sterlin golden, Terry Hogan, Hulk Hogan, The Hulkster, Hollywood Hogan.
His signature maneuvers are The Hulk Up and Running Leg Drop. Hulk Hogan's trade mark is he wears red and yellow into the ring and Always tears his T-shirt off his body. The Titles Hulk Hogan have won are: WWE Champion (6 times); WWE Tag Team Champion (with Edge); WCW Champion (6 times)

"What'cha gonna do?"

by GREAT1 January 11, 2004

Niall Horan

The craic who is in the boyband One Direction. He is hot and the only irish member in the band. Call him yours and you're dead. Give him hate and you'll be a dead bitch. Sucks to be anyone that isn't Niall. (There are exceptions for the rest of One Direction) He is my mofo niggas.

Niall Horan: Weyhey what's the password?

Paul: Sigh Niall is the craic daddy of all the craic daddies there ever were weyhey.

Niall Horan: Come on in fellow mofo

by Ari is amazayn December 31, 2013

sweater hogans

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

by Baji January 2, 2009

Hogmanay

Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.

Hogmanay is the best party of the year

Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?

If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.

PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.

by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005

Hogan's Alley

The act of spreading your ass cheeks with your pants down and slowly walking in front of your roommate's bedroom door while he attempts to flick coins into your fully exposed red eye.

My asshole is bleeding from our all night game of Hogan's Alley. The good news is, I have money for a coffee.

by jbogfunk April 4, 2009