Holly Hobb's

When one has the flu, it is the act of throwing up and experiencing explosive diarrhea at the exact time.

Les: Hey, why wasn't Paige in school today?

Alyssa: She was fine yesterday, but when she woke up today she had the Holly Hobb's.

by Deadeye Dmo November 4, 2009

hobb job

A sland term derived from the name Hobbs dealing with the exchange of money for sexual activity.

Ryan gave a hobb job to John after he was unable to repay his debts.

by Ninja12346 April 3, 2008

Danielle Hobbs

A very Large Fat Cow.

moo.
that Danielle Hobbs is a real cow.

by Danielle/Cow Hater. June 28, 2009

Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016

hobb knockers

You have serious issues if you think this is a fucking word you dumb cock sucker

Look at those hobb Knockers

by BubbaBooby65758 February 6, 2015

One of Hobbs' Halo Maps

Something really boring and un-fun that is usually hyped up or over-hyped, but is a huge disappointment. Also when everyone hates something, but the creator loves it.

Too Human was one of Hobbs' Halo maps.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021