weight hoarder

someone who hoards all the weights or gym equipment in a gym

Jim: Hey steve, have you seen the 30 lb dumbbells?
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!

by Damneck April 17, 2011

woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.

Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?

by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014

Youtube Hoarder

A person who uses Youtube on a frequent basis, and has an obsession with ensuring that any good video they have ever seen will not be forgotten or unable to be found again by them in the future, so they have many playlists overflowing with hundreds if not thousands of videos that they'll never come back to, with the exception of 2 or 3.

Johnny: "Hey Tom, what was the name of that funny video with the Boston Terrier that you showed me at the beginning of the year?"
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."

*5 minutes pass.*

Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."

by Lavadog84 August 5, 2018

Pussy hoarder

A female who blocks the cock.

"I tried to lay some pipe last night, but my girl was being a pussy hoarder"

by Frpcn September 13, 2018

chicken hoarder

1.) person who enjoys company of many chickens

Man my dad loves his 200 chickens, he's such a chicken hoarder.

by Damndatgurl June 29, 2016

Nipple hoarder

A woman that will not show her breast to anything on the earth and they will stay covered forever

Guy: Aye girl let me see them tits.
Girl: No you are not allowed to see my tits.
Guy: Man bitch you be a nipple hoarder

by InsukiN October 8, 2013

Gossip hoarder

One who collects gossip for the purpose of having gossip and who doesn't use it for anything else.

Gossip hoarder: A person who overhears gossip but doesnt reveal said gossip they just keep it to themselves.

E.g. A johnny tight lips character

A hush

A person who listens but doesn't tell

A collector of private information

by Rhodes senra April 28, 2012