Hitch hussy 

A gal, typically promiscuous, who is only interested in you because of your truck. Similar to a buckle bunny, but does not necessarily care about rodeo.

Now that I got my new truck, I got all kinds a hitch hussies trying to get in my pants.

I’m going to the mud bogs to pick up a hitch hussy

Hitch hussy by AkWildmanH2os May 10, 2023

hitch spot 

hitch spot.

hitch spot.

hitch spot by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023

Hitch-fish

A person so easy to troll that it ceases to be "fishing" and starts to feel like a chore.

"Catching a Hitch-fish is too easy; you just mention the words 'Lucy Letby is guilty' and they're on the hook for days."

Hitch-fish by dizzythinks February 5, 2026

European Trailer Hitch

When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.

Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.

Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!

When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch

European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

Abercrombie's Hitch 

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.

Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

Abercrombie's Hitch by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009

Blake's Hitch 

Another word for penis.

Hey man close your legs, I just saw your blake's hitch.

Blake's Hitch by Raider1987 April 6, 2008