Combination of "hijack" and "joke";
The surprise giving or receiving of a joke to or from a random stranger in a public or otherwise inappropriate setting.
The surprise giving or receiving of a joke to or from a random stranger in a public or otherwise inappropriate setting.
Old Man: Excuse me, do you know what has 90 balls and fucks old ladies?
Roy: Um, no?
Old Man: BINGO!
(he runs away)
Roy: What was that?
Steve: We've just been the victims of a hijoking!
Roy: Um, no?
Old Man: BINGO!
(he runs away)
Roy: What was that?
Steve: We've just been the victims of a hijoking!
by monsieur_francais February 18, 2009
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1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.
2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.
3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.
3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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by Kevin Garcia June 28, 2006
Get the iJacking mug.The act of operating a car as an illegal or unlicensed taxi service.
In the United Kingdom, the name hackney carriage refers to a taxicab licensed by the local authority. The New York colloquial term "hack" (which is probably derived from "hackney carriage") refers to a taxi or taxi-driver.
In the United Kingdom, the name hackney carriage refers to a taxicab licensed by the local authority. The New York colloquial term "hack" (which is probably derived from "hackney carriage") refers to a taxi or taxi-driver.
by glamorousoutlaw May 27, 2010
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Before it was publicized, the use of "Control-Alt-Delete" to break out of an infinite loop was an example of white hat hacking. Today, it is considered a Windows feature.
by Eleanerd October 7, 2014
Get the white hat hacking mug.What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).
P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
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