hide in the comments

When a YouTube video is scary, or you are scared to look, you go to hide in the comments.

Wow! This video is so scary so I came here to hide in the comments.

by Dorito’s April 23, 2018

Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.

I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.

by Tatabrazilian March 17, 2014

Hiding hippo

This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo

Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles

Nice work Andrew!

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Good Hiding

A beating by your Mother/Father

Wait until your Dad gets home, he’s going to give you a good hiding

by Infidel-81 November 24, 2017

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

hide the banana

when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina

Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night

by missmurder1982 May 24, 2007