herped

someone who is too damn sick with herpes or some form of STD that you dont even want to touch!

Damn, did you see that girl's herped up lip.

by Marvin Aceves February 22, 2005

herp

a bizzare laugh derived from the sounds of fat albert.

see also hay hay hay

"Herp, herp, herp!"
"WTF!?!??!"
"I'm laughing at you! Herp, herp, herp!"

by Arthur November 16, 2003

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

Herp

(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps

"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".

by nutte March 8, 2013

Herpes

A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!

by McChopper December 19, 2008

herp

Herpes

One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch

by Deanios December 25, 2007

herpes

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

by newt January 3, 2004