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Hervules

Hervules is a STD. You can catch Hervules while doing any sexual act (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.).

Hervules is a treatable but deadly STD.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Orgasmic periods, Violent shoulder slinging, Organ leakage from naval, extreme hair growth on arse (grows back right away after shaving or waxing), and noticable shrinkage and growth of breasts and balls.

Hervules can be cured by taking an ointment, which you must eat, that taste like everything that makes you cry. It's opposite tast would most likely cure cancer.
"Dude, wanna come to Jen's tonight?" "No fucking way, dude. That bitch gave me hervules."
by Dem Bitches Be Trippin' August 23, 2011
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Hercules

The sweetest guy in the freaking world, and can be really loud around his friends. If you get a chance to date him DO NOT PASS IT UP!!! He's the hottest, sweetest, funniest, smartest, best kissing guy you will ever meet.
"Wait, hold up, you are dating Hercules? Omg you are so Lucky!"
by Lilith127 December 27, 2020
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herculips

not very bright, but can lift heavy objects. an oaf.
Smooth move, Herculips.
by fuckstick October 11, 2003
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hercules

code word for jacking off
hence, when Hercules was a child, he choked two snakes, choking the snake means jacking off
Hey, did you hercules yesterday?
by u cant know January 15, 2008
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Herculicious

A muscle guy who spends off-gym time baking great puff pastries.
Bruce is not a Muscle Mary, he is herculicious!
by aaron atlas February 21, 2005
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Television show (Oct '94 - Nov '99) based on the mythical character Hercules Son of Zeus. Best to be seen while consuming massive ammounts of Marijuana, for the cinematography and tranquile music make for a most comfortable high, the story line is also easy to follow. The comedic aspect of the show also makes for a good laugh.
"Watching 'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys' is such an intricate part of my smoking ritual..."

"Stop talking and pass the blunt."
by Who_leo October 16, 2008
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hercules

a person intends to be funny but actually makes a fool out of himself
DAMN I feel like a hercules now :/
by platte kaka April 7, 2003
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