hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

hippocornamus

a hippocornamus is a cross between a hippopotamus and a unicorn. They are most commenly drawn black and white, but in rare cases they can be rainbow. Also, sometimes they can fly.

OMG look it's a hippocornamus!

by me48liz November 26, 2009

Horny Horny Hippo

When a large woman uses her weight to force herself on a thinner more susceptible male.

I was at the party when I noticed that I was surrounded by Horny Horny Hippos.

by Dr.ClarkLove November 3, 2010

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004

house hippo

A rather rotund house pet (eg. cat) due to it's contant hoovering up of chips, raisins, crumbs from peanut butter on toast and anything else it can get it's gums around.

Man, that's not a cat. It's a house hippo!

by Tall Trav November 11, 2006

Hippochink

When a Asian person is so fat they look like a hippo

Goddamn that hippochink are all the dogs

by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

if you live on a shoe string budget, do not offer to pull the hippo out of the mud, definition a) when out with a group of friends

by Sexydimma October 2, 2016