ma'ma hen

a phrase used when men are nervous about their significant other being pregnant.

Girl: I missed my monthly cycle

Boy: We only did it once, i hope you ain't a ma'ma hen

by Trinjamaican August 20, 2009

hen party

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

Old Hen

A slang term for an older women, after menopause and before old bag Usually aged in their late 50s to mid 70s. The term is in comparison to elderly female chickens. They are too old to be a milf and too young to be a hag Most old hens migrate together in a stampede of depleting oestrogen. They can be seen gossiping in that back of church, squawking at their husband, or homesteading the local dairy queen

Think the Golden Girls.

Oh good God, don't you old hens have better things to do than gossip about the preacher?

Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.

Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.

by Squidward_Tennisballs August 29, 2018

Hen's Teeth

Something that is very rare or difficult to find.

That part is harder to find than hen's teeth.

by ratfeast February 18, 2016

hen tie

That typo someone in your family (usually your parents or grandparents) look up after they hear you talking about hentai to your friends

I heard my grandson talking to his friend about hen tie

My grandma is so stupid she looked up hen tie instead of hentai

by ZaccMDL August 6, 2017

Mother Hen

a person who cares for the needs of others (especially in an overprotective or interfering way)

stop that, you mother hen

by majid_aryaee October 17, 2010

pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009