The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.
Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"
by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012
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With the helfie they want to warm people up to they idea of: Do it yourself, because the government sure isn't going to bother anymore.
With the helfie they want to warm people up to they idea of: Do it yourself, because the government sure isn't going to bother anymore.
Na de boks met de bokshandschoen, de klets met de vlakke hand #helfie effect is hetzelfde. Afbraakbeleid.
by Plustelix April 21, 2015
Get the Helfie mug."I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006
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Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.
Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.
by Bombsky February 26, 2010
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by mekuheluh June 14, 2021
Get the helpiana mug.A term used to describe a player stuck shuffling cards at a poker game. It used in (home) tournament poker play when someone is eliminated from play, thereby having nothing else to do. The term is typically applied to male players as the diminutive term "little" adds an extra jab. The term is synonomous with "shuffle beotch".
by Haggis McToe February 6, 2009
Get the Little Helper mug.The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
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