sturdy helper

A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.

Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.

by Deck Talker March 2, 2007

shelter helper

The bitch at the homeless shelter who gives out free handies to those in need.

I took my broke ass to the shelter and got some "help" from the shelter helper.

by Analblasted6969 April 27, 2016

hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls July 11, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 26, 2009

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

helper shotgun

Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.

That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.

by JawaAvenger December 28, 2004

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 6, 2011