Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

hefner

a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.

person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.

by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009

hugh hefner kiss

The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.

She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.

by 314nixie01 April 23, 2010

heinous

adj; 1.) used to describe something terrible or very bad.
2.)also, used to describe something most outrageous, and awsome... gnarley

See 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; or 'Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.'

1.) "Dude, could you believe Mrs. MIller gave us a 'pop-quiz'?"
"I know, bra, that was most heinous."

2.) "Dude, did you hear that rip i just improved?"
"Yeah Dude, most heinous."

by Errie June 4, 2004

hugh hefner

A real player and founder of PB!

I wish I could be as a player as Hugh is...

by pelimies January 27, 2005

Heinecant

When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate.

"I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pulled a Heinecant when I got home with Sally."

by Dekman August 26, 2006

heefin

extremely large object/thing

best described:
Scots lad: 'did ye see the size o' her haggis?!'
Scots lad 2: 'aye it was HEEFIN!'

by pourquoi? April 10, 2007