Hebrew Hammer

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.

"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"

by Jew Power December 5, 2003

Hebrew

One of, if not, THE oldest living languages which is written and read from RIGHT to LEFT. This language is mostly used by people who live in Israel or jews. It is what the Torah is written in. In the avrage modern jewish family the Hebrew isn't proper but with a lot of grammer mistakes. Though people know this it does not disturb them and they use it everywhere.

The avarge Hebrew conversation (or what it sounds like):
"Hey! Ma neeshma?"
"Hakol sababa Etzlee. Ech etzlecha?"
"Beseder."

Translation:
"Hey! What's up?"
"Everything's ok. What about you?"
"It's fine"

by ðèò July 19, 2007

mitch hedberg

Mitchel Hedberg is a comedian. His comedy is unique in that you do not have to see him to understand the joke. Givin this information, it is safe to say that the uniqeness of his comedy has complimented the understanding of his CDs "Strategic grill locations" and "Mitch all together"

Xylophone is spelled with an X. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start alot of words, but you will have a co-staring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be aquainted with hugs and kisses. and you will make writing christmas easier. and you will mark the spot. and you will incedentaly start Xylophone. Are you happy now, you fucking X?

by The Kid January 2, 2005

Hebden Bridge

Also known as Hippy land or breeding place for lezbians(although currently impossible)! Very beautiful town with nice river and canal, often ridden with smelly barefoot, 40+ hippies with dreadlocks and numerous piercings dragging small mini hippies, normally their children but can be dwarves, wearing hemp robes, feeding them recycled bird shit or whatever new environmentally friendly "snack" is out. The men have hair down to their waste and the women refuse to wear bras and therefore their tits hang down to their waste! They all live their care free lives, getting pissed, having gay sex, excreciating on compost heaps, etc. The atmosphere is calm and fun, but that might be the canabis smoke that seems to be coming from every other persons "cigarette". love it, great place to go and live, visit it, but make sure if you are married that you are fully seure with ones sexuality as many people, men, women or both are up for a bit of experimenting! Take a trip there and whatever you get up to ...Enjoy..!

"I don'y know what's got into him, he's started to wear my heels and try on my underwear. I don't know the next he will be moving to Hebden Bridge!"

by the blubba fish September 22, 2006

hebejebes

Something that makes your skin crawl.Spooky ,scary stuff.
Anything that is a little this side of creepy.

That fucking movie Saw 3 gave me the hebejebes dude.

by phatdave December 24, 2007

Hebben

Hebben is another word for Hangover or An all day Hangover!

I Drank to much last night and i got a killer Hebben!

Maybe some fresh air will help me shake this Hebben.

by John Beers February 5, 2010

Hebert

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018