Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

Hassan Banger

A Banger so horrendous, it will make everyone around give you a dirty look.

Glen: What is he saying?
Andy: it's so horrible it can classify as a hassan banger

by People like bro May 25, 2021

High hassle

A very annoying problem

Joey: "They're out of Big Macs at McDonalds!"
Britney: "Nuggets too
Isaiah: "That's such a high hassle bruh"

by Snapplecap68 June 30, 2015

Hassan

Hassan is one of the best person you will get to know.he has the kindest heart but can get angry at times but if u really get to know him he is very friendly. All the boys ask him for advice in every thing Hassan has the biggest dreams and for Hassan they will obviously come true. He is a sexy looking guy who's keeps his loved ones really close to his heart no matter what.

"What a sick bitch Hassan is"

by Kadoola321 November 23, 2016

Hassle the Hoff

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009

Hassan chop!

I am about to kick your ass six ways from Saturday.

Etymology: from the Warner Bros. cartoon character Hassan, a generic Middle Eastern grunt constantly about to cleave Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck in twain.

You dared drink my last apple beer?! HASSAAAAAN CHOP!

by tomte June 6, 2004

hassah

A pig who dont fly straight.

Tony Montana (Al pacino) says," you know what a Hassah is Frank? its a pig who dont fly straight!"

by raulthebodybuilder December 24, 2010