Hawohh

Said in an Elmar Fudd-like voice and used by an employee to their boss as the first word spoken when attempting to phone in sick

Hawohh is the first step in sounding sick in order to be perceived sick. You must ensure a whoozy, almost ready to vomit speech pattern so that you can off the phone quickly and back to your video game. Add some additional gems such as "I've been up all night" (at a bar) and "I've been on the toilet, it's coming out both ends (note you didn't say which ends!)

by El Craigo April 15, 2008

Hamonia

Hamonia is a cold that killed abunch of people like 30,000 in the 1800's also is it a date Deanna ?

Hamonia is a dieses deadass

by Hamonia December 24, 2018

HamOnABicycle

ham daddy

-pure

guy 1: have u seen hamonabicycle online lately

guy 2: oh yes, ham daddy

(you're welcome ham, -pure)

by pure! March 21, 2021

hawani

such a very pretty,smart and talented girl. you're a nice person hawani !

are you hawani ? oh gosh you're so prettyy <3

by littlequeens November 22, 2021

hadonkadonks

boobs. big boobs, small boobs, single boob, double boob. hadonkadonk.

hadonkadonks are for lesbians only - they are too artistsic for men.

man: look at her hadonkadonks
woman: no stop looking, not for you.

by girlsarecool February 15, 2022

Hawtness Monster

A person that is unbelievably hot.

Brigette and Rebecca are so hot! They're hawtness monsters!

by xoExquisite October 31, 2008

Hawnz

Hawnzes are the scariest beings in the world. They are very similar to trolls in appearance, but they are slightly more friendly.

Can't sleep, the Hawnzes will eat me.

by Uberngome April 10, 2004