david hasselhoff

A name used to replace the curse words "Damn Assole"

I put in eight hours today,I worked my David Hasselhoff!!

by jugatech December 18, 2007

david hasselhoff

King of the internet! with help from Pipex

I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!

by tommy060289 August 6, 2006

rebecca hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff's 12-yr-old daughter who filmed him when he was so shitfaced it wasn't even funny!

i give props to rebecca hasselhoff for successfully hasselhoffing her dad on youtube.

by Carmina> June 12, 2007

hasselhoffing

v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.

The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.

by jojoker March 16, 2010

Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005

David Hasselhoff

Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.

Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.

by 3camman November 29, 2010

Hasselhoffed

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007