Harlan

1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.

2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.

Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.

3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.

Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours

that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.

All you need is Harlan

by Winner-of-life October 12, 2009

Harambe

We dont talk about him.

Friend-"Hey dude its Harambe's birthday."
*Swelling up with tears
"I know."

by BigBoyStick November 9, 2018

hallam

extremely foul smelling

Dude, that crap you took was hallam

by Bill Griffin November 12, 2008

Spanish Harlem

A section of East Harlem which is inhabited by mostly Puerto Ricans

All dem ricans live in spanish harlem

by $iKwItIt June 4, 2005

Dicks out for Harambe

A while back, at the Cincinnati Zoo, a young child intentionally fell into the Gorilla Pit. A 17 year-old gorilla named "Harambe" tried to save the child, but onlookers and zoo security believed that Harambe was attempting to kill the child. Harambe was shot and pronounced dead on the scene. Shortly after the tragic events, Internet memes began to rise from all over the Internet. People had things that say "Dicks out for Harambe," or "Harambe for President 2016," things like that. A lot of people find this meme funny, though they are still trying to support the gorilla god, whose name is Harambe. Harambe is love. Harambe is life.

"YO DUDES GET YO DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE"
"Dicks out for Harambe."
"Harambe for President 2016."

by Y0URR3ALNAM3 September 7, 2016

Haram

Arabic word for "Forbiden" and is commonly used in religion as a replacement word for "sin"

Guy 1: I ate pork today
Guy 2: You can't do that, it's haram bro

by I cum on hamsters April 9, 2021

harambe porn

You actual deprived mitochondrion. You sick bastard. I hate you. I hate you. Stop this now.

Guy 1: Bro did you look up Harambe porn on the school computer.

Guy 2: Hell yeah brother

Guy 3: *commits harambe*

by Shrek_5 October 14, 2019