Hot Tortilla Handjob

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla

The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"

by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010

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hanaji

nosebleed; common cliche in anime; when you see a boy get a nosebleed in anime, it usually means his blood pressure has suddenly severely increased from seeing a really cute girl.

Did you see Ranma's hanaji?

by Myoga1 June 11, 2006

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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009

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Nigger handjob

A Nigger handjob is a handjob given from some one of the Afro-American (nigger) decent. It is commonly used as a form of currency. The "rate" of a nigger handjob varies from location and the hand size of the benefactor.

Dude, what do i owe you for that lighter? oh well i guess like 69 cents and a nigger handjob.

Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.

by phil yanjawn July 24, 2009

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Sad handjob

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.

After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.

by Sad handy August 20, 2013

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Albuquerque Handjob

The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.

Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.

by NewMex November 2, 2010

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hakujin

Japanese word for "white person." It's not derogatory in any way, it's similar to saying Caucasian which is more politically correct.

Every time I watch scary movies I think of how stupid some of these hakujin get when they become scared.

Japanese: Hakujin da kara. (It's because he/she is white)

by Yanique March 6, 2008

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