handling her

Another form of “buttering up.” Giving time, attention, compliments, a romantic date, and good sex to your woman, in order to potentially negate and soften the consequences of what you’re about to do next, knowing damn well your woman wouldn’t approve of your premeditated actions.

“Yo, man. Hell yeah I’m coming to the strip club tomorrow. No, Felicia doesn’t know yet. But that’s alright. I’ve got dinner, a movie, and a night inside with her tonight, if you know what I mean. I’m handling her.”

by Solstice1221 July 28, 2020

hangeing

Actually crazy or wild.

Girl, quit hangeing!
Or
My crush has me hangeing

by ZelMocha December 8, 2020

hangelina

Angelina but with an H in front

How dare you Hangelina

by Dommmmmm January 1, 2021

houseling

A slightly smaller configuration of what one may assort to be known as a house. Not to be associated with K-Rauta CO.

(see disambiguation, age 934: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Brother_Gabe%27s_House.png)

A houseling attachment is available!

Thanks!

by Trioxide24 November 10, 2021

Haslingfield

A village much better than any other village in the world, especially Harlton and Comberton

Person A: have you ever been to Haslingfield?

Person B: I wish, everyone there is so cool!

by Kermotwithgun November 18, 2021

bunker hankering

1. The overwhelming desire to surround oneself in a protective fortification. The source of the desire can be varied, but for many the desire was popularized with the mainstream media's use of zombies to represent social discord. The emotion is often associated with having repeated thoughts of preparing for what a zombie apocalypse would bring to the world or watching way too many zombie style horror films. It should be noted the desire is also be experienced from any sort of social chaos concept that would make the beholder want to retreat from society whether the threat is real or perceived.

2. Overwhelming desire to board up windows. Occasionally treatable by closing the blinds unless you have an overactive imagination then its often worse.

I had a serious case of bunker hankering after watching every episode of "The Walking Dead" back to back last night.

by Orionnoir November 13, 2013

Robin-Hansoning

Proposing an implausible scheme which would be beneficial if only people cared about what they say they do.

That audience just really got hansoned!
Robin Hanson is out Robin-Hansoning again.

by LokiOdinevich May 1, 2021