hank

a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels

hank is a person who has gerbils up his bum

by wanktissue February 8, 2010

hank

Jobless Jimmy's definition that equally means god.

"I can't believe all those morons down there are killing each other over me, and they don't even know my Hankdamn name. My name is Hank, Hankdamnit!"

by Murdock December 7, 2003

Hank

Short form of Hankin which was a medieval pet form of the name Heimerich which meant "home ruler", composed of the elements heim "home" and ric "power, ruler".

Hank is one of the best country singers in my opinion.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Hank

Giving someone credit for something they didn't actually do or was quite exaggerated.

COMMENT TO MARGERET:
dude you got soo trashed last night, and all the guys were all over you.
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what acutally happend was margeret sat at home with her friends and watched tv.
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Marty: dude marg, i gave u so much hank in that comment.
Marg: ik thanxxx!

by playboybunny9352 May 26, 2007

hank

a guy called hank is usually american,probably drives a pick up truck and more than likely has been abducted by aliens! chances are that your friend hank is interbred,a true american icon.

hank "i was driving along in my pick up truck when there was a big light in the sky,when suddenly the spaceship came down and the aliens took me away!"

by harray shipmonay March 8, 2008

Hank

To go to 'brown town' in your own underwear.

To Hank yourself

Oh shit, i just 'Hank-ed' myself

To laugh till you Hank

Did you just Hank yourself

Man that stinks did you just Hank

Upo Hank creek with out a paddal

Hank stain

by Distroy, Re-Think, Re-Build April 7, 2009

hank

a hot guy who will never know i exist because me and my friend used to scare him a lot a while back and he is a scorpio so he'll never forget..

ah, why does destiny have to be so cruel sometimes?

by stray April 13, 2004