Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Tradie's Handbag

A hot Roast Chicken in a bag, purchased from a Supermarket.

Staple lunch item for Tradesmen in Australia

“What’s for lunch Bazza?”

“Tradie's Handbag mate. Want a drumstick?”

by MrMcGreg November 22, 2022

social handbag

a person being dated by shallow individuals using them only to make themselves look better or to be "social correct" amongst their friends

I really do love you, she's just a social handbag.(I actually had a friend that stayed with someone keeping quite and watching him cheat because he gave her an extended explanation of what that was and why it was needed. She was a rere)

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Viciedo Handbag

2 fingers and thumb in the vagina and 2 fingers in the pooper. Just when she is about to spooge make her bend in half so she resembles a handbag. Then pull your hand out with that same hand grab her handbag and hit her in the head. Then yell you have been "Vidiedod"!

OH dude I was doing this nasty girl so i decided to do a Viciedo handbag to her.

by Floundermother October 17, 2010

Mississippi Handbag

A sexual act mentioned in the movie "FanBoys" because the writers knew that people went to see the movie, they would would automatically go home and look up the word on urban dictionary or invent some perverse act involving their testicles and some poor girl.

"Where do your testicles end up when you do a Mississippi Handbag?"

by The Fanboy May 2, 2009

to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,

Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)

by Bunny Boiler September 26, 2006

houston handbag

when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots

look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag

by moli66 January 14, 2009