Handiphone

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

Hanadi

A dope girl in all ways. Mysterious in a way and very worth your time. Shes also super chill.

Damn Hanadi is so awesome

by jessiea14 November 2, 2017

Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007

Handislapped

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

by Curtiss December 29, 2006

handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

Handango

A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)

The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.

by Little Handango March 18, 2008

handicrapper

The handicapped stall in a public restroom.

Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me

by Powersiblings January 18, 2011