talk to the hand

something very stupid that girls do when they are feeling very bitchy and dont want to me talked to

wanna have sex??? omg boy!! talk to the hand i am not in the mood

by olithegoalie September 2, 2003

Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020

talk to the hand

An insult generally used by hyperactive Americans on Ricki Lake and other assorted talk shows. Most commonly heard from those that have no concept of grammar, this phrase generally follows the phrase "y'know what i'm sayin'"

"Talk to the hand girlfriend, cos the face don't wanna hear it"

by porcelina September 1, 2003

Talk to the hand

I don't care. A sentence used by people with limited intelligence and/or social skills. Probably they had cold mothers.

person: 'My Mum just died.'

retard: 'Talk to the hand...'

or

person: 'I want to kill myself'

retard: 'Talk to the hand'

by nooknoodle December 28, 2005

talk to the hand

An expression originally used by african american women to mean the coversation is over. Now used by all sorts of wannabe urban whites as well.

...for the last time i want my alimony payment now you deadbeat...no way honey, talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'

by ike "the priest" September 5, 2003

talk to the hand

A phrase saying that someone ignores you.

Talk to the hand, cause the face ain't listening.

by Libuda September 3, 2003

talk to the hand

A slang used by women who dont want to fuck you.

Guy: can I fuck you?
Girl Talk to the hand.

by The Extermanater10000 August 31, 2003