Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.

Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.

by 5789 July 17, 2020

Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.

The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021