Harvard

If you looked this up, its obviously not on your list of college applications.

Fellow Employee: "So hey where'd you graduate from?"

Bob: (arrogant, slightly pompous tone) Harvard.

Fellow Employee: "Woaah...(awed silence)''

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

Harvard University

A school in which the graduates will be your future bosses. Everyone hates them out of sheer jealousy, even though people say they hate it, if offered a spot theyd be total assholes and accept like a true hypocrite.

My boss went to Harvard University.

I hate Harvard.

by U Jelly BITCH September 30, 2011

Harvard on the hill

A nickname given to many community colleges in order to give students the sense that they are attending an institution comparable to Harvard in quality.

Many people believe that their college is uniquely nicknamed "Harvard on the hill", when in fact it is common of many community colleges.

Jeff: Where are you going to college?
Andy: Harvard on the hill!
Jeff: Woah congratulations, you're going to ABC Community College?
Andy: No? I'm going to XYZ Community College..
Jeff: Hm...

by PrimalHike February 28, 2015

Havarding

Immediately after you blow your load you give the girl a straw and make her snort your cum all the way up her nose.

I gave your sister a havarding last week!

by CumSnorterXxX December 28, 2022

harvard

Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.

by J. March 18, 2005

Harvard on the pike

nickname for Montgomery College in Rockville, Maryland. known as a college for the people that can't get into any other college in the fuckin nation.

SHIT I didnt get into Yale. Guess i'll have to settle with Harvard on the pike.

by asdfsdf3rwsg13rhte October 22, 2008

Harvard

Harvard is perhaps the most prestigious University in the USA. The University was founded in 1636 in Cambridge Massachusetts, way before the USA became independent from Britain. The name came after John Harvard, a young minister, a graduate of Cambridge, England, who upon his death left library and estate to support the early time of University.

Before 20th century, European countries dominated the world and finest Universities such as Cambridge and Oxford were found in Europe.
However, because of World War I and II, European countries lost world power and the power shifted to the USA. Political and economic power shifts also made opportunity for American Universities to set the highest standards.

Harvard is like a huge cooperation or enterprise, investing in stocks, lands, not only investments in educations. Harvard's strong power is perhaps its prestigious name and also enormous financial power that could recruit the already established best star scholars in the world to be Harvard professors. Average assistant and associate professors are high standards in their levels. However, the presence of several, but not all, star professors at Harvard is making Harvard almost incomparable unique University.
In addition, Harvard-MIT, both located in Boston, perhaps two top Universities, have exchange programs that add more opportunities.
Learning from top professors naturally gives opportunities to students to stand in the front positions in the world in their fields.

You know, most of the star professors at Harvard are not necessarily graduates of these schools.

by [e-mail] January 14, 2008