haystack

a stack of hay dnt be silly with all your CA and shite

i shat on a haystack

by rachel January 23, 2005

haystack

a really fat marijuana joint

Mate, you've gotta roll another one of those haystacks.

by George Mills September 7, 2008

haystack hair

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

by ADHD #1 February 16, 2009

haystack

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.

Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.

by Phil January 15, 2005

haystack

Ben Hanscom from the book "It" by Stephen King. He's called "haystack" by his friends because he's fat.

Ben "Haystack" wears sweatshirts to hide his tuh-hits.

by we all float down here September 16, 2005

Irish Haystack

Clipping your pubes on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.

"I thought that was fucking floss!" -m'lady

A real man will never irish haystack and tell. Her.

by Pat Carey July 30, 2010

Halftrackeen

A holiday celebrated at Camp Swampy, NC by the soldiers there. Very similar to Halloween, but is a funny day when Amos Halftrack falls sick. When asked to wear masks the staff wear Halloween masks as opposed to surgical masks. Amos does not find this amusing and his wife, Marty, even said it looks silly. The first Halftrackeen was on May 22, 2011 after a flu epidemic had broken out. It is so silly but be careful, you may get sick!

Amos: Oh no, another cold epidemic. I bet its Halftrackeen.

Marty: Yeah, you're right. Its a big one. The whole base must be in on it.

Amos: (puts on a surgical mask) I'll go see what's up with all this. Do you want to come?

Marty: No, I got a date with Bridie. We're going to play some tennis.

Amos: Okay. See you later, sweetie! (he throws her a kiss through the mask. He gets to the office and Sheila is in there)

Sheila: Boo! Its Halftrackeen so I thought I would wear my devil mask. Cute, huh?

Amos: Silly! This is not supposed to be fun. This is serious.

Sheila: Oh, loosen up General. If you get sick we can always take you to Stainy. He knows what to do.

Amos: (laughs) He'll probably just rub us with some Mary Mud and pray the Hail Mary over us. Halftrackeen sure is fun! Even if we do get a little green.

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2011