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Samantha haggard

A person that had such a juicy booty that you can hear it clap from miles away. The only one to tame it is Hagrid from Harry Potter giving her the nickname Hagrid.
Did you hear that noise? Yeah it’s just Samantha haggard aka Hagrid’s butt.
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haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023
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