Haddon Township

A rather large trailer park located in South Jersey where hicks, slutty 13 year old girls, wiggers and emo biker fags roam the parking lots of McDonalds, Wendy's and Primo Water Ice. The people of Township are rumored to eat their cereal with Keystone Light instead of your typical bowl of milk. To Township youth, every town surrounding their 2.8 square mile trash pit they call home, is inferior, especially Haddonfield because "they dun be sum rich arseholes and therefour is a bunch of fags, yeehaw tawnsheip!"

Township is basically fail.

Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"

Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)

by Seamore Jugs May 6, 2009

Hardonime

To be sexually aroused by anime imagery, video, or thoughts.

Hey bro I totally have a hardonime for anime Revy from Black Lagoon, shes so damn sexy with her reckless attitude and minimalist wardrobe.

by Crangeru February 15, 2010

Haddonfield

A town in Southern New Jersey. Where the people are better than everyone else. They win everything and all succeed and go to colleges. All the kids smoke that dank sour halloween haze and drink harder than any other town. AND we still are better than you. Sip that purp all day smoke that diesel and get that money. 98.5 percent of the town blows that dank and the other 2.5 get that collingswood brown shit.

"damn you just drank a bottle of vodka and a 30, you must be from Haddonfield."

by Honor Student 420 September 20, 2009

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Hadrosaur

A duck billed herbivore dinosaur with an oddly shaped skull.

A Corythosaurus is a hadrosaur with a paddle turned sideways on it's head.

by Lapizdemon August 4, 2015

Haddons

A haddon is an erect penis that you get when something nice happens or when you see something nice. You can also give someone haddons meaning you dick them down good.

Niceee i got the haddons

Shut up bro, or i will give you the haddons

by CheexClapper69 November 25, 2021