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humpty dumpty

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg
by MrSLAY March 27, 2024
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Humpty dumpty

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty
by Crt November 26, 2022
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Humpty Dumpty

Had sex
by Miles kay June 5, 2019
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Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face
John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"
by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021
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Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.
Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!
by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022
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Humpty Dumpty

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty
by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024
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Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that
kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro
by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022
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